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Find out what is worth automating
before you spend anything.

Most advice of this kind is a slide deck from someone who has never shipped anything. Ours is a builder looking at how your business actually runs and telling you what is worth doing, what is not, and what it would cost. Then, if you want it, we build it.

Who rings us
We talk to owners who have been told they need a strategy for this, usually by somebody selling one, and who want a straight answer on what is actually worth doing first.
What we take off them
We take the guesswork off you: half an hour with the person who would build it, and an honest read on which jobs are worth automating, which are not, and what each would cost.
Cheapest way in
We start at £300 for a chatbot and from £500 for a single automation, with the whole starter band fixed at £300–£1,500 and agreed in writing before we start.
Where we are
We are two people based in Chesterfield, Derbyshire, and we work with businesses anywhere in the United Kingdom — most of our clients we have never met in person.
The problem

Why this keeps happening.

Every business owner has been told they need a strategy for this, usually by someone selling one. The practical questions go unanswered. Which jobs could this handle? What breaks? Is our data safe?

What we fit

Example builds

  1. 01

    A free 30-minute call, and an honest read on where this fits and where it does not

  2. 02

    A written review of your workflows, ranked by what they would actually save

  3. 03

    A second opinion on a tool you are being sold, before you sign

  4. 04

    A working pilot of the best idea, so the decision is made on evidence

  5. 05

    A straight answer on what would leave your systems and what would not

From Free · Fixed price
Job sheet — proof it works
A Story To Tell

We took over a stalled platform from a previous agency. Before building anything new we went through the code and found 22 things worth fixing. The worst, a way past the login, was closed in the first week.

22

problems found, all checked before invoicing

Fair questions

Asked before. Answered honestly.

Why is the first call free?+

It is the cheapest way for both of us to find out whether there is a real job here. Sometimes we end the call telling people to do two things themselves and ring us next year.

How is this different from a normal consultancy?+

The person advising you is the person who would build it. Builders know what breaks and which demos fall over in week two. We quote fixed prices, so vague advice would cost us rather than you.

What if you decide this is not right for us?+

We say so, and you have spent half an hour finding out for nothing. Some businesses are too small or too paper-based for it to pay yet. Pretending otherwise is how the industry got its reputation.

Can you look at a tool we are being sold?+

Happily. We will tell you what it actually does, what it should cost, whether a £500 automation would do the same thing, and what to ask the salesperson.

Do you train our team?+

We do practical handovers rather than courses: a walkthrough and documentation a normal person can read. If you want a session on using these tools well day to day, we can run one.

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