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Website · WhatsApp · Telegram · SMS

Answer the 2am enquiry
before your competitor does.

Most chatbots are a maze of buttons ending in "please call us". Ours answers the question using your real prices and services, takes the details and books the job. When it cannot help, it hands the person to you rather than guessing.

Who rings us
We build chatbots for UK businesses whose customers ask the same twenty questions at all hours, usually trades, clinics, agencies and anyone whose enquiries arrive after the office has shut.
What we take off them
We take the out-of-hours enquiry off you: the bot answers from your real prices, qualifies the person, takes their details and books the job, and hands them to you the moment it is unsure.
Cheapest way in
We start at £300 for a chatbot and from £500 for a single automation, with the whole starter band fixed at £300–£1,500 and agreed in writing before we start.
Where we are
We are two people based in Chesterfield, Derbyshire, and we work with businesses anywhere in the United Kingdom — most of our clients we have never met in person.
The problem

Why this keeps happening.

Customers ask the same twenty questions, at all hours, on whatever channel suits them. Someone answers by hand, slowly when it is busy and not at all at weekends. The enquiry that waits until Monday usually goes to whoever replied first.

What we fit

Example builds

  1. 01

    Answers from your real prices and books into your calendar

  2. 02

    Qualifies WhatsApp enquiries and sends the good ones to your phone

  3. 03

    Covers you out of hours, so an 11pm enquiry is booked by morning

  4. 04

    Checks an order or booking status before answering, rather than guessing

  5. 05

    Runs on Telegram or SMS too, if that is where your customers are

From £300 · Fixed price
Job sheet — proof it works
Marmadbir

Jobs were handed out by hand over WhatsApp groups and phone calls. Now the job goes to the group, the first worker to claim it gets it, and the payment side cannot double-book.

−65%

messaging costs, measured after launch

Fair questions

Asked before. Answered honestly.

Will it sound like a robot?+

It will sound like your business on a good day. We brief it with your tone, services and prices. When it is unsure it says so and fetches you, rather than inventing an answer.

What stops it making things up?+

It only answers from information you have approved. Anything outside that gets handed to a person. We test it against awkward questions first, and you get time to try to break it yourself.

Which channels can it run on?+

Website, WhatsApp Business, Telegram and SMS. Most people start with one. The brain is shared, so a second channel later is a small job, not a rebuild.

How much does a chatbot cost?+

£300 fixed for one channel. If it also has to talk to your CRM or take payments it becomes a starter build, £300–£1,500, still fixed. There is no per-message fee from us; you pay the AI provider directly, usually a few pounds a month.

How long does it take?+

One to two weeks from getting your content. You get a test link first, poke it as hard as you like, then we switch it on.

Where do the enquiries go?+

Wherever you want: your phone, your CRM, a spreadsheet. An enquiry that goes nowhere is not an enquiry.

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